What if Jellyfish Used Kettlebells To Train?

By Rob Sutter


Jellyfish have no frame. Scientists have shown us that they have no bone arrangement and that they are a mass of spongy cells. I want to know if a jellyfish, if it were injected with human stem cells, would be able to follow training with kettlebells? I can imagine a hybrid creature improving with bones and human skin texture, being able to do such a workout.

If I was a squishy being with no bone structure and I developed some sort of skeleton, the first thing I would do is a workout regarding these distinctive weights. This form of training is rigorous and it takes a good set of bones to do any kind of kettlebell training. This would be an vast feat for a jellyfish, in my mind. Perhaps if we get to a point where science is this refined, such an occurrence may be possible.

Doing work with kettlebells is something that can not only sculpt muscles but it can strengthen the natural cartilage in your body. What if a jellyfish wanted to prove itself in terms of overall strength? This method of workout could be ideal but perhaps not for a creature which has no bones to speak of. For a jellyfish which has new bones in its body, perhaps fitness authorities such as Lorna could assist on the matter.

This way of exercise has been around for a long time but not as long as the mystical jellyfish. The time it would take for a jellyfish to adapt to its new skeleton and begin performing a kettlebell workout, in my opinion, would be almost instantaneous. To say this kind of creature is amazing would be an understatement. It wouldn't be much longer until these weights were utilized in a form of workout that could make it that much stronger.

Jellyfish are almost wholesome muscle. If a jellyfish ever grew a spine and performed a kettlebell workout, I think they would be a rising sun in the annihilation of the human race. I sure hope that a jellyfish never comes across this form of workout plan. I wouldn't want to be a slave to the new jellyfish order. I know they would flog me with those electrical tentacles while they are doing these types of training workouts.




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